minecraft screw the nether

It's deep underground,
Past the bedrock,
But don't dig straight down,
You'll regret that,
But now you feel brave,
Equipped with your spade,
To roam in these caves,

Not lookin' for gold,
This stuff's purple,
Or so I've been told,
By some people,
I'll find a few bricks,
Where the two of these mix,
With a couple of clicks,

I'll be swingin' my pick,

This is all the prep that I go through,
Even if my tools are just make-do,
Moving to the nether,
I'm movin' to the Nether
I'm movin' to the Nether,

Ten blocks is the magical total,
As that's as enough to build up my portal,
Movin' to the Nether,
I'm movin' to the Nether,
I'm movin' to the Nether,

Welcome to Hell,
Weather's great here
So pull up a chair,
Have a cold beer,
You can live by the sea,
So happy you'll be,
With your cobblestone tree,

Oh! The neighbors aren't right,
They're delicious
We'll eat bacon all night,
It's nutritious,
Hear all of them squeal,
The more damage I deal,
There's plenty to steal,
(Hack and slash,
gold nuggets, I'm rich!)

Who cares if we're givin' up sun-light,
Glowstone's all we need to keep things bright,
Down here in the Nether,
We love it in the Nether,
You'll love it in the Nether,

Don't expect to see any creepers,
That's one of my favorite fea-tures,
Down here in the Nether,
We love it in the Nether,
You'll love it in the Nether,

You got to know,
You have to fight,
Learn to play,
There's mobs, but it's not night,
A wood sword won't do it,
They're gonna' blast right through it,
You got a potion use it,

So watch your back,
I won't warn you twi-i-ice!
Fight the ghasts,
(OOOH!)
Make me cry,
They'll shoot the ground around you,
Making holes to fall through,
You know you're probably going to,
Fall in and die!

In the lava again,

Feels like hell the things I've just been through,
Won't believe a word when I tell you,
Know what, screw the nether,
You know what, screw the nether,
You know what, screw the nether,

Can't believe I lost my new gear too,
Think I'd better come and rejoin you,
Know what, screw the nether,
You know what, screw the nether,
You know what, screw the nether,