Useless paper

You have different kinds of paper.
Fold, neat, crumpled.
You know what’s a real raper ?
Useless paper.
You don’t have anything about it,
Just garbage.
And you have to admit,
It gets you in a real rage.
When you sit at the toilet,
Your ass just gets wet.
And don’t forget,
When you rip that paper.
Don’t have any regret.